Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

11 Oct, '04

I’m off on my travels again for a couple of days. Back late on Wednesday 13th Oct. So until then, the MtvSM is

bonzaimark

As usual, put all blame for whatever happens to you personally, around you, or the rest of the world on Mark’s shoulders! It’s HIS fault!

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  1. salima44 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Sorry for the cool weather Steve. I will see what I can do. How about some 120 degree weather and 90% humidity? Sand storm or two be ok? Let me know.

    Yeah Mahmood I pumped up the F1 prices. I was at the track last night for the big AMH Golf GALA. If you hadn’t of jumped ship to the UAE you could have come and had good food and cold beverages and schmoozed a bit.(ps I took a spin around the track as well so top that!) Anyway after being at the F1 Track I said the prices are too damn low for such a fine venue. The “Powers to Be” agreed and thus you now have two choices. Like it or Like it. Besides your making the coin to afford it!!! It isn’t that much more for crying out loud!

    If you think I going to leave well TOUGH!! I am going to look at property in the morning to BUY as in a HOME, out by Riffa. Gotta be close to the golf course you know.

    Anyway Superman was an accident but still my fault. Me bad….

    [Modified by: Bonsaimark (Bonsaimark) on October 11, 2004 07:17 PM]

  2. salima44 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Well I can only blame myself for this… I just had to pay 500 fills MORE for a KILO of shrimp. 2.0 BD instead of 1.5 BD. Should have got them yesterday. Damnit!!!!! Still dirt cheap but I am CHEAP!!!

  3. [deleted]0.01191600 1099323613.647 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Well Mark, you really got off to a flying start this morning.

    1. The lady next door got locked out of her house- I had to climb in through her kitchen window to let her in.

    2. The window cleaner fell off his ladder and sprained his ankle, and I had to drive him to the hospital.

    3. Kitty-poo on the lounge carpet. I ought to rub your nose in it.

    Let me off the hook for the rest of the day will you? I reckon I’ve suffered enough…..
    Meggie

  4. salima44 says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Meggie,

    I am GUILTY as charged. However…… My wrath knows no bounds when all things can be blamed on moi. This will all be over soon… I hope!!!!!

    ciao!
    Mark

    address to send future complaints:

    Mark’s Riffa Golf Palace Chalet
    PO Box 18
    c/o The 19th Hole
    Riffa,Bahrain
    Kingdom of Bahrain

    * please allow 6 to 9 months for a response. 10 bd charge for express review. (30 TO 60 DAYS) I am out of the Kingdom JUNE through SEPTEMBER and all of December. During these periods I am holiday and will not be available EXCEPT via Sat phone and with LIMITED internet access.

  5. mahmood says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Why the hell did you punch Superman’s ticket Mark? You ARE fully responsible for this… damn.

  6. [deleted]0.01191600 1099323613.647 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Just wait till it’s my turn to be the evil Svengali of doom. Of course, it’s only a matter of time. I’ve been thinking about it, who doesn’t?

    Have you ever thought what it would be like, if all the knicker elastic in the world were to catastrophically fail, at exactly the same time?

  7. [deleted]0.95776700 1099323586.392 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    It’s kinda coolish here in DC, Mark. I don’t like wearing a jacket to work. Could you turn up the heat?

    Brrr,

    Steve

  8. mahmood says:

    F1 tickets pricier

    It’s because of Mark that the prices for the F1 event next year (03.04.05 – read in UK rather than US format!) have increased. I had my eye on getting a corporate box for all of us at Mtv for $26k, but no, because of him they increased that now to $50k!

    Mark, get the hell off this island and FAST!

  9. salima44 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    [quote]Have you ever thought what it would be like, if all the knicker elastic in the world were to catastrophically fail, at exactly the same time? [/quote]

    That is an EVIL thought! Interesting though….. That would be like a “Spinal Tap” kind of moment but only on a much larger stage…

    [Modified by: Bonsaimark (Bonsaimark) on October 12, 2004 09:27 AM]

  10. ahmad says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Hey Mark!

    I see you’re on the hot seat, what gives?;)

    By the bye, been trying to email but for some reason my emails keep bouncing back!

    Would that by any chance be…. YOUR FAULT!??!?!

  11. mohd says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Well Mark,

    I’d like to place credit where credit is due…

    ..but it’s YOUR FAULT that I now have a weblog to comment mercilessly on all of the ills that you have foisted upon us!

    That’s right! Mark is to blame for the Bahraini Terp now publishing at

    [url]http://desertislandboy.blogs.com[/url]

    (I think the site is live, but if it’s not, then it’s Mark’s fault for that too)

    And should Steve decide to counter and create his own blog, then MARK must be held responsible!

    Hope to see you all there (No Thanks to Mark!) 🙂

    John (aka Bahraini Terp, aka Desert Island Boy)

  12. salima44 says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    May 1000’s of Trolls visit your blog and creat havoc from dusk to dawn. Remember the “son of a duck is a floater”.

  13. salima44 says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Like everything else it is my fault! My henchmen have been toying with your computer whenever your not looking. Try your Gmail. I sent you an email there. (Gmail to Gmail)

    Look at the bright side. Less than 24 hours and this Scapegoat will be free and all will be normal UNTIL Mahmood flees the Island. AGAIN.

  14. esraa says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Mabruk on your blog, Terp!

    And might I add that you are as cute a blogger as I have ever seen — right up there with Mahmood, Shoufy and that belle poisson, Chan’ad 🙂

    Ramadan Kareem!
    PM

  15. esraa says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Hey Mark!

    I haven’t had too much to complain about but I think I got this one in under the wire.

    WHERE”S MY PASSPORT?!?! I see that you intentionally set up my residency to expire just when I wanted to come and visit the lovely isle of Bahrain. Trying to keep me from my friends, eh?

    If you see that my passport is returned pronto, I promise not to spam shoufy’s blog with photos of my rottweiler, Isaac von Ruffhausen. 🙂

    Salaam,
    PM

  16. [deleted]0.95776700 1099323586.392 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Good lord! “Runner’s World” magazine is featuring John Edwards on its cover with a big long article pandering to marathon runners. He’s telling them how wonderful running has been for him. I think he said Kerry will drop a minute from everyone’s time on a ten kilometer jog. John Edwards just made a speech saying that if Kerry were president, they would cure diseases and make the lame walk. A few days ago, he even said that he and Kerry would make Christopher Reeve walk, AND NOW HE’S DEAD!

    Please end this nonsense, stop inflicting this election on us, and make Bush president again.

    I blame you.

    Steve

    [Modified by: Steve The American (Steve) on October 14, 2004 01:33 AM]

  17. salima44 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Steve

    With all DUE respect, I must take the blame for this nonsense until Mahmood decides to end this charade and RETURN to the Island. Like a MAN I will take my medicine so pile it on!!

    Jasra your not going to hold my feet to the fire?
    Bahrainia (sp?) You as well?
    Perhaps Mahmoods brother Hani wants to blame me as well for the weather in the UK? Too all I say be like NIKE and just DO IT!!

    Would Mahmood care to meet me at LIQUIDS tonight in Manama? My treat……

  18. km_romio says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Mark,
    The curse does not exist… This is our year… Mark I hold you personally responsible for pushing your bad vibes to my beloved Boston Red Sox. Losing Game 1 to the yankees in New York was all your fault. Damn those Yankees with their multi million dollar primadonna lineup and fancy licensing agreements… I

    It’s your fault Curt Schilling’s ankle is in pain! It’s your fault Pedro can’t keep his mouth shut and gives away our pride! And it’ll be your fault if Johhny Damon Strikes out again…

    I must go away now and drown my sorrows… waitaminute, Ramadan is coming…. well well well, looks like I found another thing to pin on you… ARRGGHHH!

  19. salima44 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    I have a home in the Boston area, I am a RED SUX err SOX fan BUT like a MAN I will take the blame. Don’t you think blaming me for Ramadan is a bit of a S T R E T C H? But I will take that heat as well.

  20. kategirl says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Man, what a disppointment the Sox game was… and Pedro… no words… and its all Mark’s fault. Let’s hope he doesn’t jinx them in tonight’s game.

    On a brighter note though, Bahrain drew 2-2 with Syria today in the 2006 football world cup qualifiers, leaving us at the top of our group table. (No thanks to Mark of course).

    – Chan’ad

  21. mahmood says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Hey CONGRATULATIONS!

    I’ll put it on the blog links… now just watch it grow completely out of your expectations over the next few months!

  22. mahmood says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Ah, a bit late, so a raincheck is in order!

  23. fekete says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    BonzaiMark ..

    Global Warming. Pollution in the Gulf. My weight gain. You might say that they are your fault .. but we all know that the real culprits are the 10 people who rule the world from their office space somewhere high up in one of the US’ non smoking tall office buildings .. (or deep underneath the Negev desert somewhere) ..

  24. [deleted]0.95776700 1099323586.392 says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Steve has his own photo blog, Steve’s Wild Ride, at http://steveswildride.blogspot.com/ , where you can see DC through the lens of Steve’s camera.

    Steve

  25. mohd says:

    Re(1): Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Thank you everyone,

    I hope my blog does well and it can get people thinking.

    Power to the People!

  26. [deleted]0.01191600 1099323613.647 says:

    Re(3): Me! Me! Pick Me!

    Why PM, you naughty-pants you!!!

    Meggie

  27. salima44 says:

    Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    So Mahmood since you have returned am I off the hook now for being the Scapegoat for the worlds ills?

    Call me and let me know if I can rid myself of the disguise I have had to put on for the past three days as I run around the Island.

    Ciao!
    Mark

  28. salima44 says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Your passport will show up when I am released by Mahmood from being the Scapegoat of the Moment. Sorry PM but that’s the way it is………. Nothing personal….

    Ciao!
    Mark

    ps Spamming Shoufy’s blog with dog photos won’t do much.. Shoufy likes dogs and has many dog friends.

  29. mahmood says:

    Re: Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Yep, you’re off the hook! That’s the rule of the game..

    I’ll give you a call this afternoon to get together before you leave, and for goodness’ sake let’s do pizza or indian rather than more shawarmas, I’m officially sick of the stuff! 🙂

  30. salima44 says:

    Re(1): Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Dogoneit Jasra!! You promised not to tell or imply to everyone that yours truely makes up one of the elite 10. You had been on the short list to replace number 7 who wants to retire. Well since the secret is out not much I am going to do about it now except go back to the shawdows…. Problems problems problems… no rest for the wicked I see…

  31. salima44 says:

    Re(1): Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    THANKS for letting me off the hook!!! Been walking around dressed like Krazy Kevin so no one would think it is me.

    Give me a call or stop by the house this afternoon.

    Ciao!
    Mark

  32. esraa says:

    Re(2): Me! Me! Pick Me!

    I can keep a secret and am tired of being so peaceful. I do a great “wicked” 🙂

    PM — Pissy Muslimah

  33. salima44 says:

    Re(1): Mahmood.TV’s Scapegoat of the Moment – Bonzaimark!

    Tonight?

  34. salima44 says:

    Re(5): Me! Me! Pick Me!

    Number 7 wanted to retire. Nothing more nothing less. I cannot expose the name of this person for reasons I am sure you understand. I am just sorry you blew yourself out the running for the spot. I had been looking forward to sitting across from you during meetings and the plots all of the 10 could have hatched up with your input. O well perhaps in the future this will happen.

  35. fekete says:

    Re(4): Me! Me! Pick Me!

    Meggie ..

    PM is actually number 3. She is just in deep cover at the moment, trying to pretend to be an educator. In reality, she is the commander in chief of the inter gallactical army. The army is fed on nothing but mineral water – and their latest battle is to increase the profile of metrosexuals on the planet. A losing battle, I know .. and we have been trying to convince PM to focus her efforts elsewhere, but, what to do.

    Bonzai Mark .. What happened to number 7? Was Steve fired for being too left wing and a pussy footed liberal?

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