Via the effervescent Roba, I got to the Independent’s list of 20 things one MUST know how to do, written by individual field specialists, is an article worth reading and practicing; from how to scramble eggs (which I don’t agree with) to tips on the art of listening by Larry King.
So, Ruba my lovely, this is my way of scrambling eggs:
1. Get 4 eggs
2. Crack them into a deep bowl, add salt and pepper to taste
3. Whisk the hell out of them
4. Get a good pan, smaller is better
5. Throw in a couple of bars of butter, enough to give taste but not enough to give you a heart attack… you know your limit… me? I love butter, so I always put an extra clump in there
6. LOW HEAT, as low as can be, remember we’re trying to make scrambled eggs, not an omlette or a piece of leather!
7. Once the butter has melted, make sure that the oil is actually coating the whole pan
8. Before it gets too hot, pour the whisked eggs into the pan
9. Get a wooden spoon and then SLOWLY stir the eggs mixing it with the butter and KEEP stirring all the time, never stop, don’t go for a smoke, or microwave bread, or anything else. Scrambling the eggs is your sacred duty, so you should have already prepare a plate to receive the eggs when ready, microwaved your pita bread, and got the tea at least brewing in the tea pot before you stand at the cooker
10. Whilst stirring, make sure that no part of the pan collects and solidifies the eggs. That would be a cardinal sin. All the goo in there should be at the same consistency.
11. Once the consistency is achieved, immediately pour onto the plate
12. LEAVE TO SIT for at least 3 minutes; remember that eggs CONTINUE to cook even after you take them off the heat, so always aim to remove the eggs before they reach the consistency you normally like, this will come with experience.
13. I like my scrambled eggs a bit runny, so I never allow them to fully cook before I remove them off the fire, and I personally never put black pepper in the mix as I find that it solidify the eggs a lot sooner… I always add pepper later.
14. Set on a plate, pour your milky tea and tuck in with properly warmed pita bread.
Now THAT is a breakfast I could wake up to every single day of my life… I love scrambled eggs!
Roba my sweet, when we meet – as I am sure we shall – I’ll cook you my special scrambled eggs, but NOT at 3 in the morning!!!