Archive | July, 2010

Holiday!

I’m officially on holiday!

Will be back on the 2nd day of Eid, so that makes it almost 6 weeks….

Places we’ll visit: New York, Victoria, BC and Toronto.

Yeah baby!

If you wanna meet, drop me a line and I’ll see what I can do…

HOT DAAAYYYYM

I have never, and I mean ever found a woman like that making use of my kitchen surfaces like that… offers most humbly accepted, but only if you’re like her (I’ll settle for 75%, okay?)

The song is absolute crap though. But that’s expected.

Spinning it, or just fucking selfish and STUPID?

For all that’s bloody well holy… have a look a this shite:

The Island of Smiles ;)

BAHRAIN is the fifth most thriving country in the Middle East, according to a new study.

Beautiful, right?

Ok, Carry On™ – courtesy of the local rag:

The “Island of Smiles” was ranked 48th out of 155 countries around the world in the Gallup Global Well-being report, which took four years to compile.

The study, which took place between 2005 and last year, found 32 per cent of people in Bahrain were thriving.

Desperate for a glass half full, the editors start their “piece” with a “big bang” sentence, then and only then, the qualification of their ineptitude and inability to be or even attempt to be journalists, start. So, 1/3rd of us on these lovely pieces of Heaven, aka “The Islands of Gloom” are “thriving”.

Brilliant. But they’re not done…

However, it also found that 45pc were struggling and 23pc were suffering – although non-Arab expats were not included in the survey of around 1,000 adults aged over 15.

In fact, Bahrain had one of the biggest percentages of people suffering in the Middle East and was on a par with Pakistan and Romania in those stakes.

HANG ON A MINUTE! What the fuck happened to the previous assertion of “The Island of Smiles” crap? 68% (that’s MORE than 2/3rds of the population) are struggling at best!

What journalistic principles are these bozos working under? Really? Really? No fucking shame at all? They just want the “happy picture” at the expense of everything else?

What’s wrong with them leading the piece with something like:

An international poll affirmed that the majority in Bahrain are struggling in their daily lives, putting paid to the much abused “island of smiles” brand. With the kingdom now ranking last but one in the Gulf in the Global Well-being report.

With 68% being classified either as struggling or suffering, it is quite evident that the adopted policies have demonstrably failed and the country needs much more than glitzy empty marketing campaigns to effect a real change in attitudes and perceptions. A concerted effort must be enacted to tangibly improve people’s lives and livelihoods…

Wouldn’t this effect a better response than misrepresenting the truth?

Of course it would. But the GDN and its owning empire is not interested in effecting change to the better. As long as it lines their pockets, why should they change a formula which has proven successful? The 68% of suffering people can go fuck themselves.

Well, in the spirit of the GDN and its owners, this little critter is B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-U-U-U-U-U-L… isn’t he just absolutely cute and cuddly?

aaaawwwwwwwwwwww

Vote buying getting more expensive

The democratic “experiment” is getting much more mature in the Bahraini custom now. Bribing poor people with sacks of rice, sugar and some oil as has happened in the elections of 2002 and 2006 is no longer enough, according to Al-Wasat this morning. People now demand more for their votes, they upped their prices!

'I need three 2-tonne air conditioners, one split unit and one 1-tonne a/c for the store room'

لكن العرض والطلب قبيل العملية الانتخابية في تصاعد مستمر، فـ «فانوس علاء الدين» الذي يعمل قبيل العملية الانتخابية وينتهي بعد إغلاق صناديق الاقتراع سيكون عاملا مساعدا في الكثير من الدوائر للحصول على أصوات الكثير من الناخبين، وخصوصا أن هناك المئات من الأسر التي تعيش حالة الفقر الكبير. من جهة أخرى، قال مواطنون «أول مرة ندري ان صوتنا يسوى خيشة عيش وخيشة سكر لا وأبو أربعين كيلو بعد»، مشيرين إلى أن «بعض هؤلاء المترشحين يوزعون الرز والسكر من أجل الحصول على الأصوات وهذا شراء للأصوات».

Al-Wasat Newspaper 31 July 2010

But the supply and demand before the elections is ever increasing as “Aladdin’s lamp” which works from before the elections to the moment the ballots are closed will be an effective method in many electoral districts to gain more votes, especially that there are hundreds of families suffering from abject poverty. Further, some citizens said that “we realise that [in the first election] our vote was worth a 40kg sack of rice and another of sugar” indicated that “some candidates distribute rice and sugar in order for them to gain votes, this is a vote buying operation.”

But now, they’re wiser and maybe taking lead from the recent much maligned Chamber of Commerce elections in which some candidates allegedly bought traders’ votes for prices ranging from tens to hundreds of dinars – along with some probably unfulfilled promises – now voters know that they can get more, much more than what they have accepted in the recent past. Demands, according to the article above, range from air conditioners to fridges to other home utensils.

This is tragic. I’m not sure whether I should laugh of cry when I read articles like this. For a sacred duty to be reduced to this is probably indicative of the immaturity of the process, the abject mistrust people put into such democratic practices, or even worse complete disbelief and disenchantment in democracy.

While to an extent I can’t blame them, after all, the last 8 years were painful for the country with the only tangible results from this “experiment” being much more restrictions on personal freedoms and freedoms of speech, with no murderers and torturers being brought to justice but attempts to codify reconciliation were actively and vehemently opposed by some of those who are supposed to be representatives of the people. Essentially, what people have witnessed so far from this “experiment” is a degradation in their quality of life and an unchecked and increasing gap between the haves and have-nots.

What has increased since the first elections is the amount of hot-air and the acceptance of further promises which everyone knows could never be fulfilled.

Oh, and another thing did change. A lot more people just won’t vote this time around. I would be very surprised if the turnout exceeds 60% this time…