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Shame on you Bahrain TV.

Shame on you Bahrain TV.

30 Aug, '1028 Comments

If there is ever a reason for shutting down the joke that is called “our national television”, then it’s their broadcasting a “crawl txt message” in their ticker describing the majority of the country’s population with a completely offensive and derogatory word. At around 1.30am this morning, their ticker tape included the word “rawafidh” according […]

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Ethnic Cleansing?

Ethnic Cleansing?

30 Dec, '096 Comments

It looks like some neighbourly sorts took umbrage with the display of some murals and traditional black flags in some of Bahrain’s villages, took matters in their own hands by removing said flags in Sanad. In Busaiteen, a sleepy village in the Kingdom of Muharraq, they went a step further and torched a couple of houses which had the temerity of displaying their heritage by way of a couple of black flags on their houses.

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All hail King Salman bin Hindi

All hail King Salman bin Hindi

28 Dec, '0636 Comments

In an unprecedented move, a separatist coup declared our beloved island of Muharraq an independent kingdom presided over by His Honourable Majesty King Salman bin Hindi, the erstwhile loyal governor of that island. Muharraq, the mother of political movements in Bahrain, the location of the first ever educational institution and the exclusive entrance by air […]

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How to screw up a conspiracy

20 Sep, '0612 Comments

1. document everything, just in case you need to save your ass. 2. continuously shout out “it wasn’t me” and practice making puppy eyes. 3. depend on morons, just like yourself, who too can’t organise a piss-up in a brewery. 4. spend a lot of money and keep receipts. see 1. 5. hire some mercenaries […]

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