Tag: sex

Giddy up Mosley!

Giddy up Mosley!

1 Apr, '087 Comments

Maxy, oh Maxy, what did you do you bad bad boy? Now people won’t leave you alone and are asking for you to be whipped, but proper! Serves you right for fining our boys $100 million last year!

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Valentines’ gone horribly wrong

Valentines’ gone horribly wrong

13 Feb, '0815 Comments

Look, I understand that although some need it, not everyone can afford to buy Viagra, but lust is an untameable beast and some people will go to any length for the mere promise of their own personal nirvana. Sometimes that quest can prove painful, embarrassing, stupid and more often than not all of those facets […]

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Destination unknown

Destination unknown

3 Sep, '0752 Comments

Of course it’s bloody well unknown if you watch this kind of video on a MTV while you’re already killing yourself on an elliptical cross-trainer from hell with a pulse monitor to boot. Is it any wonder that my pulse jumped from 145 to over 160 bpms? This was what was playing that early in […]

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Camels DO NOT make good pets!

Camels DO NOT make good pets!

20 Aug, '0743 Comments

They’re born and bred for the desert, not people’s homes and most definitely NOT to be kept as pets. Apart from their natural stink, they apparently are very horny buggers! Pet camel kills Australian woman A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex […]

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Qaradawi’s advice to women: STOP WANKING!

16 Feb, '07212 Comments

Good grief. I’m off to have a shower after watching this. I just feel dirty.

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