couldn’t resist posting this one…got it from my friend Nabil, so blame him! 😀
A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgee, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, ye buy a drink, ye buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy yir third drink!”
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the Italian says, “Yeah, dat’s a nice bar, but where I come from, dere’s a better one. In Roma, dere’s dis place, Vincenzo’s. At Vincenzo’s,you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vincenzo buys you anudda drink.”
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, “You tink dat’s great? Where Oi come from in Dublin,dere’s dis place called Morphy’s. At Morphy’s, dey boy you your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, den dey boy you your tird, fort and fit drink, until you are drunk, and den, after all dat, dey take you in deback and get you laid!”
“Wow!” say the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?”
“No,” says the Irish guy, “but it happened to me sister!”