Penis locking and lacerating vaginal insert
With regard to FIG. 1, a woman may insert within her vagina 10 the device 12 so that the blades 14 may cut a penis inserted in the vagina or the penis while attempting to be removed from the vagina.
That should keep men at bay!
OUCH!
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You have GOT to be kidding me!
And what would be the purpose of said “instrument”??? To make sure the fellow doesn’t just roll over and start snoring??? 😉
Mahmood, you do manage to keep things lively 🙂
Salaam,
PM
And another thing….
Wonder how the inventor tested the device?
Gives a whole new meaning to S&M!
Tee hee!
PM
You have GOT to be kidding me!
[quote]This device may find use for those women who have enormous fears of being raped. They may also be of value for those women who have extreme discomfort in the presence of a man even on such intimate terms as dating. With this device in her possession a woman may feel secure that if employed a male becoming intimate with her shall not receive pleasure from the experience. The penis may enter this device without great resistance and will activate the blade only upon the attempt of the man to withdraw the penis from the device.
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Jeepers-creepers.
Re: You have GOT to be kidding me!
Hey that’s our godgivenrighttorolloffandpromptygotosleep when the job is done! Leave us alone. You have NO IDEA how tiring this thing is for us physically and emotionally. It’s a dirty job that we do not complain too much about doing it as it is one of the tennets of the existance of man, and thus show our full respect and love we give women.
So this instruments is absolute heresy and apostasy.
I’m going to call Jassim Al-Saidi to tell him how much of a subversive element you are and the inventor of this device is as well.
SO THERE!
😆
You have GOT to be kidding me!
Of course this device is completely unneeded by some women here in the states who’s gynecologists are having to return to medical school to take courses in dentistry… 🙂
Say Hello, to my little friend!
So it goes in with ease but won’t come out without significant, *gulp*, damage.
I mean, is it just me, or does it sound more like PERMANENT COUPLING???!!!
Brings new meaning to “Man-Trap”
But if you went down on her, wouldn’t you find the menacing device?
Regards,
Scarface
Re: Say Hello, to my little friend!
LOL! Great mental image scarface!
Sort of like that old saying… “cat” got your tongue? 😉
PM
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Ok, just reading the title of the patent should be enough: Penis locking and lacerating vaginal insert Via Mahmood who "helpfully" includes illustrations of said device. Yeeeikes!…
You have GOT to be kidding me!
holy crap, my lord, wow, oh my god, insanity! jeez is this really needed, a wiener-chopper? i do agree some men are, well, screwed up but cuttin up/off the ding-dong doesn’t solve anything… and my lord imagine the scene… ewwwwwww… who the hell would patent this thing anyway. some people… anywhoo my advice is guys watch out and dont be sexhounds and women, please be merciful!
k-dog
Re: You have GOT to be kidding me!
I think it’s a great Idea so a stupid idiot won’t try to rape a girl
GOOD
let me guess these are all men writing this so you men wouldn’t understand how good this would be for women, it’s hard for woman to walk alone at night or during the day because she’s afraid of getting raped especially if she’s attractive so I don’t think it’s a bad idea. Men these days don’t respect women. It’s hard for a victim who has been raped to move on it’s a scar that last’s forever in her memory.but if a girl is going to use this for a bad reason, other than being raped, that wouldn’t be right.
You have GOT to be kidding me!
I wouldnt use it…
Re: GOOD
Why not just go back to the old days, and put on a chastity belt.
You have GOT to be kidding me!
Would be kinda useful in prison too if you think about it. Not just a girl toy!
You have GOT to be kidding me!
wasn’t this what Neil Stephanson wrote about in Snow Crash?
Cyberpunks RULE!!
You have GOT to be kidding me!
Has anyone considered a man bleeding inside a woman.. Is that scary or if she is being raped it dosent matter?
Re(1): Say Hello, to my little friend!
I think this thing is insane, (PLEASE REMEMBER THIS AS YOU READ THE REST) however I thought I’d introduce the other side of the argument:
I remember being 12 or 15 or so and having discussions with my other female friends that involved plans for devices like this. We were noticing that we were starting to get some very unwelcome attention from men (often 40 years old?!?) at bus stops, etc, and the thought of getting raped was very scary and suddenly very real. Until then we had felt carefree but suddenly it seemed like we were walking targets with no recourse or defense, relatively helpless if one of these guys one day decided to do something instead of just harrass and grab. And when you’re simultaneously being pushed into the line of fire while being made increasingly aware of the fact that you have next to nothing to defend yourself with, and that’s supposed to be normal, it feels damn unfair and you get angry.
And when you get angry you want to hurt. And make them as scared as they’re making you.
And the best way to do that is…?
Re(1): Say Hello, to my little friend!
This is why the whole mannequin issue is pointless. Harassing a mannequin is a somwhat victimless crime. What, would Majeed Karimi rather teenage boys go back to harassing women who dare to conduct their affairs in public? Let’s ban mannequins as they distract our boys from making cat calls and being a nuisance to REAL women! Low class people do low class things, and it’s disgraceful that in any society a woman has to fear endlessly for her safety and dignity
You have GOT to be kidding me!
Its likely that a man who would actually rape a woman would be rather enraged at being injured in such a way and would inflict greater injury or death upon the woman in retaliation.
A broomstick of prevention is worth six inches of cure…
If such things became common, knowledge of their existance would simply cause the rapist to insert a foreign object to ‘clear the path
Re: You have GOT to be kidding me!
[quote]Its likely that a man who would actually rape a woman would be rather enraged at being injured in such a way and would inflict greater injury or death upon the woman in retaliation. [/quote]
I would think the rapist would be in too much pain to do much of anything.