Yodish

According to Mama Fusla is:

Yodish is the upside down/Reveresed [sic] language that Jedi Master Yoda speaks! You can practice that if you’re really bored with your friends!

Here’s How:

1. Take the first two or three words of a sentence, and just add them to the end. For example: ‘You will find the hottie you are looking for ‘ turns into ‘Find the hottie you are looking for, you will.’

2. Rearranging the negative in a sentences works very well. For example: ‘I will not slap you silly’ turns into ‘Slap you silly, I will not.’ Avoiding contractions will help in this — ‘I can’t shake my booty’ turns into ‘ Shake my booty, I can not.’

3. Adding a ‘hmmmm…’ at the end of an altered question. For example, ‘Do you know where I can get a beer?’ turns into ‘Know where I can get a beer, do you? Hmmm…?’

4. Adding a ‘yes’ to an altered statement. For example: ‘ You are here to annoy me’ turns into ‘Here to annoy me you are… yes…’
May The Schwartz be with you!

I bet you whatever you want that when you read the Yoda-esc sentences above you adopted his voice as well, have you not?! 😆

Comments

  1. anonymous

    Yodish

    lol nice post, thank you! I was really bored and I had nothing to blog about. Didn’t you notice in in Yiddish post? So it became from Yiddish to Yodish! I need another hobby! hehehe.

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