The Arab Summit transcends bounderies

In a unaccustomed move, the United Arab States – a federation of 23 countries with ancient histories and shared language and values – voted yesterday to adopt the resolutions put forth by Bahrain – which chairs this year’s session – to end the 60 year occupation of Israel, cede control of Jerusalem to become a Capital International Interfaith Independent Centre [cIIIc] presided over by an elected troika representing the main religions of the world.

After 5 long years of discussion, the final reservations by some member states have been removed which paved the way to the adoption of the Universal Constitution which exceed the minimum requirements set forth by the United Nations for respect of human rights and personal freedoms guarantees and forms a new standard to which the rest of the world aspires to emulate.

They have also agreed to continue to fund poverty programs in the sisterly United States of America as well as the Republic of Germany by specifically raising the level of support for educational and entrepreneurial programs. A new office is to be set up to invite budding entrepreneurs from those countries to the UAS’ centres of excellence in Mali (which has joined the UAS as part of its expansion program 3 years ago) to learn from the ancient skills of salt extraction transportation and trade and use those newly acquired skills as a benchmark for their own endeavours on their return to their countries.

The united front of the UAS and its strong communiques have been praised by their citizens who continue to enjoy the effects of stable democratic governments and burgeoning economies.

Next year’s summit, to be held in the Comoros, the new cyclical capital of the UAS, promises to be crucial for the development of this region. Next year’s agenda includes existential issues like allowing Indian and Japanese scientists access to our space and nuclear fission programs as well as the important issue of expansion of our borders by looking into the applications of Iran, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan to the East and Chad and Niger to the West to join the UAS. If successful, this will inevitably require a change of name of the federation from the UAS to a proposed Middle Eastern Sublime States [MESS].

Comments

  1. Ibn

    Mahmood,

    Had quite a chuckle over this one. Alas, I do not think a UAS can come into existance, unless religion (ANY) is beaten out of the political and into the personal domain. (Among many other things of course) Hey, maybe one day in the future even Kansas will learn a thing or two from us!

    Im not futurist, but here is how I see this unfolding: Mass disunity and bickering by unelected leaders, leading to the further weakening of any concept of a united Arab front. Followed by a big war amongst one another, a couple small ones, another big one, and then finally the Arabs having enough of it, and settling into a true United Arab Federation.

    ETA: 1000 years.

    -Ibn

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