Pervasive Stink

My laptop in the office absolutely stinks! I never realised how much nicotine can actually stick to the insides of laptops. You can smell the stink a mile off when I switched it on this morning, the fan must have dragged the cigarette smoke in one end and out of the other, thus depositing nicotine all over the circuit board and in the nooks and crannies of the laptop.

I wonder if I should spray it perfume or something!

It’s up for sale, anyone interested?