I swear to God I didn’t make this up, just in case you don’t believe me, or just in the extremely remote chance of someone with a couple of brain cells at the BNA decides to correct the humongous mistakes in this darling of a piece, I’ve got proof!
Anyway, feast your senses (note: if you’re in an office, you might want to control your laughter and giggles until the boss is away!):
Tehran,Sept.6(BNA) Beware of the angry donkey a new aphorism that could be said if the donkeys patience run out and killed his owner.
In Iran and in the western parts of hamdan governat a 60 year old Iranian citizen died after being kicked and biting by the angry donkey.
The Kehan newspaper published today that the donkey attacked his owner after being slaped violently by him.
Once you’ve calmed down from your hilarity, count how many spelling, grammatical and other mistakes you can see in the above piece of unparalleled literary excellence.
