Congratulations to Amelia Vega, the new Miss Universe 2003.
How the hell did they determine that the other planets in the universe doesn’t have more beautiful ladies than Ms. Vega? is that it, bury science and space exploration now because the Miss Universe crowd have categorically decided that only Earth has living breathing beings?
Another question, I really think that all of the Miss whatever contestants are freaks of nature. I have travelled to more countries than I care to remember and although I have been fortunate to see many beautiful ladies, I can’t say that I have seen any that come close to these contestants. Where do they come from? They must be genetically modified and bred specifically for these events so that they can give men heart-attacks and shake their very foundations. It is a brave man that actually watches these broadcasts with a wife or girl-friend sitting next to him:
wife: ooh, she has a big butt
husband: (grunt)
wife: do you think she’s got a bigger butt than mine?
husband: hmmmmm, can’t say, I wasn’t really watching but I’m sure that you’re better looking
wife: that one is just too thin
husband: (grunt)
wife: how can they walk with those high-heels? I wouldn’t be cought dead in those things!
wife: that one is kinda pretty isn’t she?
husband: well, to me beauty is really relative
wife: what do you mean?
husband: I mean I can’t imagine myself even remotely living with such a creature!
wife: (smiles, shuts up for a couple of seconds so the husband dreams and drools)
wife: yeah, but do you think I’m pretty?
husband: oh YES dear! How can you even THINK that you’re not?
wife: so you think that I’m not then? you just sit there and drool over those freaks? why did you marry me if you think that I’m not pretty? why..
husband: what? I just said that you’re beautiful!
wife: no you didn’t, you spoke it but I can see it in your eyes that you don’t mean it!
husband: christ… I’ll go get a bear and light up the barbie…
wife: oh no you won’t! I’m LEAVING!
This conversation happens once a year, every year, in every household in the PLANET thanks to the organizers of these shows!
My suggestion for these people is to PLEASE start a competition for the UGLIEST woman in the universe, that ALL men will most definitely watch, with their wives/girlfriends, and that will NOT result in a fight!
🙂
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Ugliest woman in the universe
You got a sick kind of humor, but I’m with you on this one – all the way.
Franz, LEXeBus.NET
Re: Ugliest woman in the universe
hehe.. I was in Seattle a while back (training on the Boeing 767 in the early 80’s if you must ask!) near the factory somewhere apparently there’s a strip bar where they proudly advertised “97 beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones!”
most people believe it or not went there just to look at the uglies!
go figure!! 😀
freaks of nature
Hilarious! I have a friend who sits with her husband just so that she can watch his reaction and hen peck him for it! Sick I tell you.
I remember sitting and watching a beauty contest out of pure boredom with my cousins and (now ex) fiance. I had a ball watching how defensive some of the girls got! I then turned to my then fiance and said, “don’t you just fancy the knockers off of THAT one! She’s a stunner!!” The poor man just sat there stunned and blushed!!! He was almost 30!
We watch the shows as a family and it’s just nice to get ideas of how I want to look for the next Fara7 or milka really. I can at least walk away with the gratification of knowing that I don’t need read off of a placard to show I’m intelligent.
Re: freaks of nature
what a dork! good that you got rid of him…
freaks of nature
now beauty is a rather sticky subject to discuss, once a guy gets married to the prettiest woman alive. Beauty as a matter of appearance is demolished and what remains is interests and attitude. guys r born to look around. They simply cant get enough.
Re: freaks of nature
Any man that watches TV has his eyes filled with beautiful women, tv stars, singers, miss whatever…
What do you expect his reaction to be? Of course he is going to want to bed a women at least as pretty! So what I am asking is: do the less beautiful women get overlooked cuz they are not as sexy, even though they may be better in every other way?
freaks of nature
I was reading a local art magazine and they were discussing the female body being used in art. The magazine said the female body was beautiful in a way a male’s body could not be. My question is where is Mr. Universe? Who has decided that the male body holds no beauty? I am guessing that it is men and not women for we have to see beatiful females in all our magazine’s and TV’s. I feel lucky that I exept myself the way I am but there are many women who feel they are not pretty enough. The truth is that even if there was a Mr. Universe they would also be freaks for few people are perfect and few can afford surgery to be perfect. It a rich persons game and the poor stay the way that they were born.
freaks of nature
Ah, well as the saying goes: Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu! 🙂
freaks of nature
[quote]I have travelled to more countries than I care to remember and although I have been fortunate to see many beautiful ladies, I can’t say that I have seen any that come close to these contestants. Where do they come from?[/quote]
Travel some more! You will find that particular type of beauties (not my type–too mannequin-like) in abundance in, say, Split, Croatia.
Cheers!
[url=http://bnz.blogspot.com]Bonzi[/url]
PS: Google observation: I clicked on my sig in the preview to check whether I typed my blog’s URL on blogspot correctly–I was too lazy to cut’n’paste. The targeted ads were Arabic-related: the bloody thing obviously takes into account referrer’s address. Now, that’s quite subtle!
freaks of nature
Here is a diplomatic answer:
“The most beutiful woman in the world is the one you love”.
She will shut up and you will watch the show in peace.
freaks of nature
Me and my wife would handle this a bit differently. You see my wife knows that I am a bit “breast-obsessed”, and she has really given up on trying to suppress my feelings. That’s why she decided to join the fun! She actually points out anything that I might have missed (she doesn’t want me to miss out). This works beautifully, because she can’t really be jealous from an object (the breast) as much as from a person 🙂
Hassan
freaks of nature
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