The tradition continues, I’m off on a short trip to Dubai, coming back Thursday night… so until then, the MtvSM is none other than:
Bahrania
It is of course her entire fault that we had problems in Ashoora, that I have had to remove anonymous comments (because some dickhead started linking and putting up porn banners) and Abdulemam and Co are still in prison, without anyone in power giving giving a damn about their case, or at least moving to understand why they are in there and how to solve the problem at root level… they might as well rot in jail.
AND she’s to blame for getting my flight delayed for 2.5 hours, ensuring that the Gulf Air acronym sticks: Get Used to Late Flights And Incorrect Reservations!
See y’all later!
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Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
My friends Chester and Monica just got themselves a litle kitty cat over the weekend. Chester doesn’t like cats, but he’s agreed to the cat to buy some time before his wife starts getting on his case about children (which scare him more).
Yesterday they came home to a strange unidentifiable smell in the bedroom. Children are all about strange unidentifiable smells.
Bahrania, I can’t believe you dropped the ball on getting into Chessie’s thick skull that taking care of a cat is more of a hassle than raising a child! You know it won’t be long before he’s got to deal with a cat AND a child.
How does this pertain to me? Well now I have to hear him complain about that darn cat ALL THE TIME!!!
Thanks!
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
And now I’m late for work for having to blame you for the previous…
Enjoy being a scapegoat
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Bisalaama. Have a good trip Mahmood.
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
Yesterday was a wonderful day here in Washington, DC: nice and warm. Shirtsleeve weather. But the minute Bahrania took over the weather turned bad. The temperature plunged and now we have icy rain, with the prospect of snow this afternoon, an inch of it. An inch of snow brings DC to a virtual stop with cars running off the road and crashing into each other and the rest of the commuters trapped in one vast gridlock. It’s just as ugly as it can be out there.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that Bahrania is behind all this. I don’t believe in coincidences, that Bahrania is left in charge while Mahmood is out and suddenly my whole world turns into a cold, rainy hell. There are fingers that needed to be pointed here and I intend to point mine first.
Steve
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Steve is right. It is amazing the way people drive here during bad weather and the way they react to it. Having lived in Germany, Alaska and North Dakota, it takes a lot more than an inch to shut me down. But I will be taking off at 11 am today anyways for a pre-natal appointment. God to make sure Sinan is okay, Insha’Allah.
Good luck with the drive home Steve.
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That is wierd – yesterday it was beautiful in Charleston. Today it is crappy.
Apparently the whole southeast coast is now under Bahrainia’s evil weather-changing power.
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It was near 70 degrees fahrenheit yesterday. When I left the house, it was raining. By the time I got to work, it was snowing….
SIDEWAYS
How badly could you muff this up?
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Indeed she is a slippery one, DIB. More snow for the North East as well. I hold you and your evil ways Bahrania responsible for the delay of SPRING to this region. IT IS YOUR FAULT.
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Great…this is bloody great… i didnt need bad publicity… but hey im gona get a power-trip outta this at the expense of your human suffering….
Yes I had a bit of a sniffy nose this morning and thought i’d send a few rain clouds and sub-zero temperatures your way in DC.
Did I hear someone say cat….i hate those feline creatures… yes it was me who ordered every pet cat on the planet to piss on it’s owners sofas as a sign of protest at the stupidity of humans who try and domesticise wild animals…. LIBERATE THE FELINE NATION… once they are liberated i will order all the fox-hunters to send their hounds to massacre every cat on every street corner in order to make myself 100 pairs of cat fur coats….i’ve got a rabbit fur coat….cat is the next best thing… MUAHAHAHA….
BRING IT ON>>>
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
Here in Hawaii the dog eats the cat and the Filipino eats the dog. All your fault.
billT
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There’s only one appropriate way to celebrate Bahrania’s status and that’s by heading down to the Ritz, paying $130 for a massage and then falling asleep in the middle of it.
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What, Vet offices are near Chinese Take-outs in Hawaii too???!!!
Come on Bahrainia, I would expect some better urban planning from you than this!
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
Bahrainia,
While some of your other victims suffer extreme cold weather, you have sent us scorching heat here in Bolivia!! To top that, the Bolivian president resigned yesterday and congress did not approve his resignation. This morning we woke up to more than 6000 buses blocking al the runabouts in the city of Santa Cruz. No-one can leave or enter downtown! It is all your fault! Now I’ll have to put up with the kids all day…cuz they cannot get to school! How can you do this to me?!! I thought you were nicer than this!
P! (stuck at home with 4 screaming kids)
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As you’re been such a nice person about this Bahrania, your next spa treatment is on me. Go wild!
You can relax now, you’re off the hook.
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
Yaaaaay…can i borrow your new car for a day too?
Wow u should have told me in the beginning about the perks of being MtvSM
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
PS I just noticed that you are listed here under Iraq blogs:
http://www.c-span.org/resources/blogs.asp
🙂 well at least ur on it!
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but of course! I’ll be doing the chauffeuring though, I’m sure you won’t want to be “bothered” after your various beauty treatments, hence you can sit in my car and relax and I’ll chauffeur you around for a day… how about that? Happy?
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wow!
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Fellow bloggers, friends, and other fools,
Following the dishonour of being Mahmood TVs Scapegoat of the week, I would just like to point out that as perpetrators of scapegoating you suffer from “[b]extra-punitive characteristics[/b]” and “are [b]insecure people[/b] driven to raise their own status by lowering the status of their target “. As such, for the sake of your wellbeing I have been in touch with [url=http://www.scapegoat.demon.co.uk/]The Scapegoat Society[/url]. Thankfully they offer help and guidance for both the Scapegoater (YOU) in dealing with your insecurity and the Scapegoater’s target (ME) for the trauma.
I have also taken the initiative to nominate Mahmood for the role of [url=http://www.scapegoat.demon.co.uk/ambassador.htm]Ambassador for the Scapegoat Society[/url]
Brother and sisters, scapegoating is a human social-psychological process which can be, but seldom is, brought to proper completion – to closure.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.
regards.
Bahrania (worst scapegoat you could have chosen)
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
It is YOU fault SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is… GASP…. GAY!!!!!! How could you do such a thing????
Being a Mtv Scapegoat is an HONOR and you are one of a privileged FEW to enjoy the title. So SUCK IT UP and ENJOY your reign. At least you aren’t being blamed for killing SUPERMAN like I WAS. After it is over go grap yourself a 50 BD massage at the RITZ.
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I don’t have 50BD to spare… i might just use this opportunity to do some fundraising… ok any offers for a poor hard-up student??
Give me 50BD i will stop all the problems in the world…
Thats a bargain…
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
It is YOUR fault you don’t have the cash.
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May the heavens send down its wrath on you…
Bahrania will be waving her wand ferociously today… just remember behind all your predicaments, your problems, your ailments… is an angry Bahrania who wants a 50BD spa treatment.
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wrong side of the bed? or is it just a case of a very heavy period?
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loool….it was referring to the Walt Disney in Texas guy and his insinuation!
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Mahmood, That’s how I happened onto “Mahomoods Den” in the first place,
Through ITM, it was listed amoung their ME blog links..
You have not posted anew & Since “Scapegoat Bahrainia” is still the latest post & you
only today (on returning from your trip) activated my registration. Bahrainia is still fair game & must be charged with one more terrible act.
BAHRAINIA! [b]Destroyed my Diet![/b] I had been dieting for weeks,months with some success. Losing 8 kgs, but on the day of this post. I awoke to find I weighted over 300 kgs. Rolling out of bed like a boulder, I waddled through the door & tried to call an ambulance. BUT I couldn’t raise my fat heavy arms up high enough to reach the Phone. Tried to dress & drive myself to the Hospital , but my clothes no longer fit. Thinking Quickly , I wrapped myself in a bed sheet & waddled down to the truck. Thinking I could still drive myself to the Hospital, but allas I couldn’t fit through the truck door. So, determined to get 5 miles to the hospital. I began walking down the road wrapped in my sheet. AND Passers by kept yelling at me from their vehicles, “Hey, It’s Mahmood!”, ” Mahmood, Love your Blog DUDE, Blog On!”.
Gasping for breath like a fish out of water, finallly reached the ER. After hours of tests, the Doctors approached me, saying ” Sir, It’s Bahrainia, we are very sorry, there is nothing we can do for you”. I Screamed, ” Blasted Bahrainia, Why Me! Why Me! WHY!”.
They hoisted me up on a 18 wheel wrecker & drove me home. I entered said home all alone, with
only the family pet (“Fluffy the Cat”) to comfort me. But Fluffy was gone. In his place, a business card from the ACME Coat Company! ” Blasted Bahrainia, Why Fluffy , WHY!
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment
yes its my fault that the rednecks who read this blog think that a ball of fat wrapped up in a bedsheet is called Mahmood. Mahmood is a common specimen in the Gulf, and the bedsheet is necessary in that part of the world to avoid a dribbling trail of cellulite.
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > Bahrania
“yes its my fault that the rednecks who read this blog think that a ball of fat wrapped up in a bedsheet is called Mahmood.” |+} “loool….it was referring to the Walt Disney in Texas guy ”
Defintions:
Walt Disney: entertainment mogul, maker of family friendly films, G-Rated.
Redneck: Beer swilling Roughian, wears a #3 Nascar cap & hiking boots. Worships Nascar, refers to the “Texas Motor Speedway” as His (or her) Church…….
As a Native I can say, any Redneck I’ve ever known is a soft R, or NC-17 at the least. If a Total Wuss, PG-13.
Analysis: Incomprehensible Impossibility, There is no such thing as a G-rated Redneck.
As your initial assesment was incorrect.
Please Re-Choose from the following Stereo Types:
A. Hick
B. Hillbilly
C. S–t kicker
D. Sod-buster
E. Cowboy
For further definitions of the above terms. Please write ,
“Are you A RednecK?”
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