15 things you didn’t know about Mr. Happy

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Mr. Happy

Some of these are real eye openers! Some of them are rather dubious. Almost all are entertaining. No. 14 is particularly interesting. From Men’s Health:

    1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.

    2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

    3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.

    4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

via Healthbolt

I too particularly liked number 14!

Hey, it’s Christmas and I’m just chillin’ waiting for the turkey!

Comments

  1. billT

    Merry Christmas Mahmood. I’m off to Honolulu tomorrow morning to give number 14 a clinical test.

  2. chrisamillion

    well…that’s certianly something to think about! Makes me think of this old joke:

    Adam was in the Garden of Eden (perhaps somewhere near Manama!) and God spoke to him and said I would like to make you a female companion.

    “What would you like her to be like?” God asked Adam.

    “Well, a tall, attractive woman. In all the right proportions…if you know what I mean! She should be able to cook and clean and she should respect obey me”

    God paused for a minute and said “That is quite prolific order, it will cost you and arm and a leg!”

    Adam though for a moment and replied
    “What can I get for a rib?”

    The rest is history

  3. Anonymous

    1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.

    *Cough* i’ll start smoking then *cough*

  4. Maverick

    2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

    I can die in peace having made my contribution to human kind and a crazy sport. 😆 😆 I like 14 too.

    The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

    This is because they have longer waves and get more pleasure from the type of action of the male thrust than just orgasm. It is purely physical.

  5. unJane

    Thanks, Mamood for this bit of holiday fun.
    I would like to know who among you has tried #7.
    :rolleyes:

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