I am ever so grateful to the Ministry of Interior for foiling the plot to overthrow the government [Arabic], yet again, by a group of 35 youths who have confessed to not know each other yet intricately coordinate their heinous activities and practice the seditious act of throwing rocks and Molotov cocktails at printed targets attached to trunks of palm trees (shown above) in secret palm groves. This has been confirmed by the GDN which is the ultimate credible investigative journal in the Island kingdom.
The police have reportedly found twenty-five empty bottles in a farm in Bani Jamra, about a couple of kilometers from where I live, which the police believe are the conclusive incriminating evidence used by these misguided youth as practice objects of throwing Molotov cocktails the purpose of which is to topple the government of the land. A one year old picture of these cocktails was released to the press to elucidate the point and to act as a graphic representation of the find, one that overshadows the recent find of a 4000 year-old Delmonian palace nearby.
It is also purported that the above graphic was confiscated from the perps’ secret and Mo(d)I-blocked internet forum which was used by these completely anonymous rock/Molotov throwers to benefit from each others’ experience in the Art of Hurling Objects (AHO) and was used by their balaklaved and voice obfuscated trainers to encourage their charges to outwit, outperform and outlast each other on the fiery streets of Bahrain.
Thank you, ever vigilant, Ministry of Interior.
I can sleep better tonight!