I know it’s the end of Ramadhan, and I know that this time should be spent in reflection and be near families and friends.. unfortunately one of the heathen companies I represent insists on flouting cultural norms and forces us to attend its training courses regardless… but looking at the bright side as you know I always do, this has forced me to do something constructive during Ramadhan! The first in a very long time I can tell you (yes, I am to blame and hold your hate mails) so they should really be thanked for plucking us (this event is for the whole Middle East) from our Ramadhan-induced lethargy to do something constructive.
To cut it short, I’ll be off for three days on a business trip, and in keeping with the time-honoured Mtv tradition, I hereby declare that The Chosen One to be the MtvSM is none other than:
The Joker
It is him that should be blamed for Ahmadinejad‘s humongous brainfart. He’s also to blame of course for the South Asian Earthquake (and as winter is approaching, I beseech you all to give, even if it is a very small amount, everything helps) and whatever ills the world suffers from in the next few days… and of course he’s also responsible for the Shi’a clerics fighting the Family Status Law codification by tooth and nail!
So, The Joker deserves to be dumped on until I return. 🙂
You can even use this post as an open thread if you wish!
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Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
I should’ve seen this day coming.
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
It’s YOUR fault that my flight is delayed for THREE HOURS!
Damn… thank goodness for airport lounges though 🙂
–mahmood
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
It is your fault JOKER that it snowed here on Saturday and was 70 on Sunday and now I have a cold. How dare you!!!!
You know what they say about PAYBACK pal! Goodluck.. Your gonna need it………
cerebralwaste
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
I made a whole batch of spaghetti bolognaise and forgot to put the seasoning in. It’s like eating a big plate of damp cardigans!
This is what happens when you distract the cook. Expect immediate retaliation just as soon as I lay hands on my rolling pin……
Meggie
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Mahmood, thats what you get for pushing me off the plank!
Cerebral Waste, tylenol pills and sleep it off.. so you’re all good and healthy to blame me for something else tomorrow.
Maggie, seasoning is overrated. At least its not over cooked.
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Actually this is a transgression that our Joker is most assuredly not responsible for. This is what some sick sad creep really did at our local park paddling pool.
We have been having an incredibly warm balmy October here in England, and our local authority decided to hold a Sunday Halloween party for the bairns. Fancy dress contest, toffee apples, storytelling, and the paddling pool was filled with water because it was lovely mild weather.
As we drove by, we began to see distressed kiddies being carried away from the pool. Some evil rat had sprinkled fish hooks in the pool, and they had become embedded in the childrens feet. Curved, and barbed, they were impossible to extract without hospital treatment.
What is it with these morons, these lowlives, that they get their kicks from such base, random acts of destruction and cruelty? And why haven’t we already bitten their heads off at the ankles? Might it be, perchance, that an ineffective police force have realised that their only means of institutional survival lies in the relentless marginalisation of the law-abiding classes?
Just an idea…..
Meggie
Re: Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Well Joker you are in luck, because there’s some left.
Goodness gracious, great balls o’ stodge!
Just publish the address, and I will send you a knife, fork, and tub of tasteless gloop by Royal Mail.
Weapons of mass indigestion coming up!
Meggie
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Hey Cerebralwaste,
Were you perchance at Mr Andersens funeral and Requiem Mass last week?
Because I was, and I have the Flu now for sure.
Whole load of coughing and sneezing in Church.
Followed by hanging around outside the Church door talking nonsense about how well he looked last week.
But the thing is, it isn’t a cold with me, it’s flu. I know this because when I get flu I lose my appetite, but when I have a cold I behave like a blimmin tapeworm.
Meggie
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Sorry Meggie it wasn’t moi!!! I would bet it was THE JOKER though. Slippery bugger he is!
His latest move against me was sending duffushead Prince Charles over here to torture me. I won’t forget this one Joker…..
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Meggie needs to go easy on hitting the ‘reply’ key.
Re: Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
It is Jokers fault about the reply key.
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Ohh I’m sure you were at church meggie. Is that what they call beer barns now? Requiem Mass?
Look at it this way, you got the flu, lost your appitite, no need for seasoning on your pasta! Thats double jeopardy.. can’t try me for the same crime twice.
As for sending prince charles, if he can still pronounce royal decrees, I will probably be blamed for him issuing a warrent on the guy that put fishing hooks in the pond. He needs to be pushed over a water-slide embedded with razors and nails, leading into a pool of cologne and alcohol!
The Joker
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Well, I walked out the door in the cool of the morning, walked to the Metro, rode the crowded subway in to Washington, got off, walked to my office, and sat down at my desk only to discover I WAS NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!
This is not funny, Joker, not funny a bit, but a sick and twisted attempt at humor. I don’t know who you are or where you live, but I promise you there will be a reckoning.
Spitting Mad,
Steve
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
Thanks for being a sport Joker, and everyone else. I’m just back home…
Have a wonderful Eid everyone, may Allah accept your good deeds and forgive your lapses of judgement.
Eid Mubarak.
Mahmood’s Den scapegoat of the Moment > The Joker!
When ever I hear about fish hooks I remember being 9 years old swimming off the dock at my relatives place in the Thousand Islands area of the St Lawrence Seaway. There was a guy fishing and casting his line, well he was on the back swing and there was this other guy behind him, all of a sudden the other guys head jerks and I see this three prong fish hook caught in the guys nose. The guy fishing didn’t know what was going on and gave his fishing rod another yank and there was a scream. The poor guy with the fish hook stuck in his nose now holding the line in great pain. It was the funniest thing I ever saw, the poor bastard. Off to the hospital…
Augurwell