Qaradawi’s advice to women: STOP WANKING!

Good grief. I’m off to have a shower after watching this. I just feel dirty.

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212 Responses to “Qaradawi’s advice to women: STOP WANKING!”

  1. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:40 #

    if Allah didnt want us to have sex and enjoy it

    Allah has ordered to have sex only with our wives, anything outside is transgressed & punishable

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  2. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:41 #

    if Allah didnt want us to have sex and enjoy it

    Allah has ordered to have sex only with our wives, so did Prophet Muhammed PBUH, anything outside is transgressed & punishable

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  3. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:41 #

    It’s Mr. Mahmood to you.

    Okay, are you ready? Here’s my question:

    When the Prophet married the 9 year old girl, how long did he wait, if at all, before he had sexual relations with her?

    I’m sure we can find many more things for you to ponder, we do so enjoy seeing you chasing your own tail!

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  4. jasra jedi
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:42 #

    Its Ms Jedi to you ..

    And what, you don’t like challenges from Women? We don’t count? Just because the Qoran or the Hadith says that we are worth 1/2 (or is it 1/4) of a man??

    For the Love of God …

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  5. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:42 #

    wives only

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  6. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:45 #

    Mr mahmood has not answered my question :

    Gap between Eisa AS & Prophet Muhammed PBUH in years ?

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  7. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:46 #

    Mr mahmood has not answered my question :

    Gap between Eisa AS & Prophet Muhammed PBUH in years ?

    which is asked 1st

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  8. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:50 #

    you know what? I now know why cats like to play with their food before eating it. This is just sooooo much fun! :devil:

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  9. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:54 #

    Do you want it in Hijri, Christian or Pagan years? While you calculate, can you please also answer JJ and my question? It is your duty as a Muslim as you said above to spread knowledge. So educate me, when was the deed done?

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  10. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 16:59 #

    normal years that calculate…

    u want the answer in hijri or which calender…

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  11. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:05 #

    And by the way from where did u calculate that Ayesha RA’s age to be nine, different hadith have different views some have 9, some have 16…ask a solid question…

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  12. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:07 #

    no sexual or personal questions…

    I started the game, I lay the rules…

    if u follow…OK

    If NOT I BYE.

    Get it…

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  13. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:18 #

    why is it that ‘moslems’ are more obsessed with sex than anything else

    Since mrs jasra jedi’s mind is filled with sex obssessed things she can only think of others thinking of sex.

    how come MRs Jedi u didnt notice the following :

    EISA AS
    DAJJAL
    MURDER
    MASSACARE
    FRAUD
    CHEATING

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  14. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:19 #

    Well if you take it like that, I own this website so I take precidence. Now answer the damn question or shut up and bugger off.

    You are a disgrace to my religion and people.

    But let’s humour your minute brain:

    2007 – 570 + 1 = 1,438 years

    Now tell me grasshopper, why are there so many spelling mistakes in the Quran?

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  15. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:22 #

    She told you she is a “Miss” ya مخدَّي. Use it.

    Now the dear lady asked you a simple question, o knowledgeable one, answer her solidly. When was the deed done? With references please.

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  16. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:25 #

    NO probs u can search the net…

    keep searching…while give u the ultimate answer

    600 years, according to bukhari

    Ur answer, sexual relations can be made as the reaches adulthood (Baligh).

    U Loose…

    Timeout…

    Bye.

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  17. Abu Arron
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:29 #

    Why is anyone actually bothering to respond to touqeer (is that supposed to be “too queer”?). It has to be some spotty, awkward teenager who was drawn to the original subject matter and is now playing silly games to (successfully) annoy anyone with an IQ greater than a single digit.

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  18. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:30 #

    And why are you concentrating on violence? At least with sex it’s pleasurable and never harmed anyone, but with violence you again demonstrate your depravity.

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  19. Cerebralwaste
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:33 #

    Abu

    This is so much FUN to read! Though is does make me feel a little guilty that I skipped church this morning in reading this. :devil:

    J.J. I think you need to start blogging! I would enjoy visiting it as I am sure many many others would as well.

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  20. docspencer
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:39 #

    116: Mahmood, why do you need to be so damn insulting to this guy?

    Is just one incident.

    Mahmood, you do it often if you do not like what others say. You become an abusive, insulting person if someone posts something that you disagree with or do not like. There is no need to do that. And you do not have the intestinal fortitude to apologize for it. That’s an ego problem that needs help.
    By the way, I do not have a blog since you brought it up. I have many Web sites, the one based on our visit to Bahrain and Dubai is bahraindubai.info for an American and European audience, because we are very ill informed about Islam. My wife and I iked the people we met very much.

    Toqueer, I have a page there about Islam. Feel free to comment on it and especially its conclusions at the end.

    Vic

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  21. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:40 #

    Abu, you have no idea how happy I feel now! I know it is almost a voyeuristic pleasure mentally watching the cretin run around like a headless chicken right into oncoming traffic, but that was fun!

    Now back to the cretin:

    600 years, according to bukhari

    Then Bukhari doesn’t know even simple arithmetic, and if he can’t count, why should we believe anything else that came in his books? So it’s either Bukhari was wrong or you. Which one was it?

    Ur answer, sexual relations can be made as the reaches adulthood (Baligh).

    Do you by any chance have a 9 year old daughter, sister, cousin or nephew available for marriage? I’m sure we can find her a man 43 years her elder to do her the honour of marriage. Okay okay, how about a girl of 16 then? The delta then would only be 37 years. What a bargain!

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  22. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:41 #

    Now tell me grasshopper, why are there so many spelling mistakes in the Quran?

    This is an answer from those who dont know how to read the Holy Quran

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  23. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:48 #

    Man is judged by the company he keeps,

    Toqueer, I have a page there about Islam. Feel free to comment on it and especially its conclusions at the end.

    and your choices, well, they leave much to be desired. Not to mention the credibility issue.

    That’s an ego problem that needs help.

    Well I shan’t ask for yours that’s to be sure!

    You become an abusive, insulting person if someone posts something that you disagree with or do not like. There is no need to do that. And you do not have the intestinal fortitude to apologize for it.

    And you do not have the intellectual capacity to engage anyone. Other than whining, we haven’t heard much that is worth consideration from you, my dear Doctor.

    Yes I can become insulting sometimes, that’s because I just cannot suffer fools – yourself included – lightly and thumping them on the head intellectually will hopefully dislodge the sludge they call brains so that they would think before they open their gob.

    It is a miracle that most of the people commenting intelligently on the blog do not suffer these insults, is it not? Why is that?

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  24. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:51 #

    This is an answer from those who dont know how to read the Holy Quran

    Well answered, grasshopper, now put your brain in first gear and think about it a little then give me an answer, and examples if you will. Educate me, I challenge you.

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  25. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:54 #

    Oy, grasshopper, don’t forget to answer this:

    So it’s either Bukhari was wrong or you. Which one was it?

    and this:

    Do you by any chance have a 9 year old daughter, sister, cousin or nephew available for marriage? I’m sure we can find her a man 43 years her elder to do her the honour of marriage. Okay okay, how about a girl of 16 then? The delta then would only be 37 years. What a bargain!

    and lastly why are you so infatuated with sex and violence?

    And what does your chosen name mean? It’s a bad word in Persian you know that?

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  26. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 17:57 #

    Abu, you have no idea how happy I feel now! I know it is almost a voyeuristic pleasure mentally watching the cretin run around like a headless chicken right into oncoming traffic, but that was fun

    See Mr Mahmood proved my point, he talks so worldly, as if he ‘ll stay here for ever

    were u there when bukhari wrote the ahadith, no, then ho wu knew that bukhari did not know even simple arithematic…fool

    Do you by any chance have a 9 year old daughter…

    how do u know that Ayesha RA was 9 years, when married no source confirms that…

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  27. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 18:02 #

    Well answered, grasshopper, now put your brain in first gear and think about it a little then give me

    from where should i start for idiots like U

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  28. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 18:07 #

    so mr mahmood thinks he is smart ass answer

    how many chickens give 1 egg ?

    bet u’ll lose

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  29. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 18:08 #

    at a time

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  30. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 18:19 #

    were u there when bukhari wrote the ahadith, no, then ho wu knew that bukhari did not know even simple arithematic…fool

    That’s the beauty of arithmetic, you don’t have to be there, all you have to do is deal with numbers. Let me refresh your waning memory, my dear little grasshopper. Are you listening? Good:

    This is the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2007
    The good Prophet Mohammed, Peace be Upon Him, was born circa 570 if the Common Era
    The difference between the two, therefore, is 2007 – 570 + 1 (the one, my dear jumping friend is because year 0 is in reality the first year of the start of that calendar so it should be counted) which gives us: anyone? anyone?

    1,438 years

    Now, had your question been between the advent of Christianity and Islam, that would have been a bit more difficult because I don’t know when the revelation happened to Prophet Isa Peace be Upon Him, but assuming that like our own dear prophet he got the message at around 40, and assuming that Islam was “completed” at the death of our Prophet in the year of 632 of our Lord Jesus, then that delta (ie, difference) would be:

    2007 – 40 – 632 + 1 = 1,336 years.

    Capiche?

    In either case, Bukhari was very wrong in his calculations. What else is he wrong in, I don’t know. Allah knows better. But I hope not too many things because a lot of people depend on him, much more than on the Quran it seems.

    how do u know that Ayesha RA was 9 years, when married no source confirms that…

    I didn’t and don’t. YOU said:

    And by the way from where did u calculate that Ayesha RA’s age to be nine, different hadith have different views some have 9, some have 16…ask a solid question…

    to which I replied:

    Do you by any chance have a 9 year old daughter, sister, cousin or nephew available for marriage? I’m sure we can find her a man 43 years her elder to do her the honour of marriage. Okay okay, how about a girl of 16 then? The delta then would only be 37 years. What a bargain!

    So what’s the problem? I’ll accept your 16 year-old daughter or female relative in the way of our great Prophet peace be upon him, unless you don’t believe what he did was right, then that’s a whole different story.

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  31. touqeer
    4.Mar.'07 at 18:30 #

    year 0 is in reality the first year of the start

    well we have another isaac newton…

    now i come to know u are christian…

    bye for ever

    need no christian argue with a muslim & teach him islam…

    u’ll see Eisa As descend…u’ll & the rest of the world’ll see…

    bye…need not waste my time here among (fools/idiots/asses) call him (mr mahmood) what ever u like

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  32. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 18:37 #

    Oh come on, please don’t go? We were just starting to have fun with you!

    (wait for it wait for it, the twerp will come with another brainfart and then bid us adieu again!)

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  33. can we talk
    4.Mar.'07 at 19:06 #

    Gap between Eisa AS & Prophet Muhammed PBUH in years ?

    how many chickens give 1 egg ?

    no sexual or personal questions…I started the game, I lay the rules…

    ?2 – Do U know the Dajjal.Yes or No

    Do u know the difference between killing & slaughtering.Yes or No

    TELL ME HOW MUCH ISLAM U KNOW…

    are we on jeopardy??!!! did i miss something??

    Mr can we talk, how much do U know islam…Nothing i believe.

    Ms. please. I am not Mr. and why do you ask questions you think you already know the answers to?

    truth is truth, it does not need any side, i didnt say anything apart from what is written in Quran (words of Allah)

    no comment

    Useless to answer to U, if u were a muslim u would have understood…

    then quit already. you have obviously lost.

    unlike christians who write their own books claiming these are the words of God (false gods).

    more insults to more people. (lakum deenakum wa liya deen)

    their eyes will come out as golf balls

    LOL. i see you are starting to come up with your own material. that’s a start.

    DS,

    why do you need to be so damn insulting?

    how else can you talk to someone with the iq of a donut!!
    not because he can’t help how he was made, but because he refuses to turn the bloody switch on!!

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  34. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 19:26 #

    how else can you talk to someone with the iq of a donut!!
    not because he can’t help how he was made, but because he refuses to turn the bloody switch on!!

    hehehahhehea I’m going to frame this! :w00t:

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  35. jasra jedi
    4.Mar.'07 at 20:23 #

    touqeer .

    Since mrs jasra jedi’s mind is filled with sex obssessed things she can only think of others thinking of sex.

    yep. thats all i think of. all the time. from the moment i wake up to the moment i go to bed. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. 365 days a year.

    Allah has ordered to have sex only with our wives, so did Prophet Muhammed PBUH, anything outside is transgressed & punishable

    my dear young foolish man. What about having sex with husbands? Does Allah allow that? Or was the Quran dedicated only to the enlightment of Men?

    by the way, your buddy bukhari thinks that aysha got married at 6. and that she had sex at 9.

    would you care to comment?!

    i thought not.

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  36. AGA
    4.Mar.'07 at 20:23 #

    I don’t know about anyone else here, but my eyes have come out as golf balls. :sick: And people think being a xian is easy. Sheesh!

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  37. mahmood
    4.Mar.'07 at 20:59 #

    uh, other than a province of China, what’s a xian?

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  38. can we talk
    4.Mar.'07 at 22:03 #

    have you caught the disease? x=christ!!

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  39. AGA
    4.Mar.'07 at 22:23 #

    Its an abbreviation for Christian. Like Xmas for Christmas.

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  40. M
    4.Mar.'07 at 22:26 #

    Well, it looks like our little man has retired for his nappy or maybe his mommy called him in to do his homework. Too bad :sad:

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  41. docspencer
    5.Mar.'07 at 3:34 #

    Mahmood:

    It is a miracle that most of the people commenting intelligently on the blog do not suffer these insults, is it not? Why is that?

    Meaning the insults from you of course that you deliver to others daily. People just leave you Mahmood! Look at the small number of people participating compared to your visitors. Because the great majority on this blog is polite, well read and intelligent, and not full of themselves like you are. You like only those who agree with you all the time. You criticise your ministers without doing anything to help them. You are disrespectful. Your gigantic ego is what’s important to you. You have respect only for those who agree with you. You are incredibly insulting with everyone who has a different opinion than you. You ought to look into the mirror every morning gardener, without your shirt on. Ponder what you see. And be more kind even to those with whom you disagree. Come down to earth a bit, and be a little more humble. And it may be in a better form to do videos without you delivering a monolog about your garden, before you insult others about more important topics.

    I think you ate too many dingleberries for breakfast again. What do you pour on it? Maybe Imam Qaradawi could suggest something.

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  42. mahmood
    5.Mar.'07 at 6:14 #

    Another whine.

    God help us.

    AGA, thanks for the explanation. Didn’t see it used like that before.

    M, good riddance! We seem to be attracting a lot more of his kind here lately. Unfortunate, but ultimately they will go away and crawl into their own universe and leave us alone.

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  43. Gen
    5.Mar.'07 at 7:09 #

    Doc who’s blog is this anyway? Have you ever lived out of the states before? You, nor I don’t have a clue about what goes on in Bahrain. Zip it…

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  44. billT
    5.Mar.'07 at 8:51 #

    Doc When you are a guest in someone’s house you abide by their rules.

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  45. M
    5.Mar.'07 at 16:39 #

    Mahmood,

    You are probably getting more of the nutjobs cause you’re famous now. :biggrin:

    In any case, it’s important for everyone to hear the crap they sprout, within reason of course; while they perceive themselves as brilliant and righteous, it’s important for people to see how they justify themselves and their beliefs. It’s also important they be challenged by others, because you can never let their kind of slime influence others without holding their feet to the fire. Just my 2 cents.

    Doc,

    Bill is right. Nobody died and made you King. Color within the lines or go away.

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  46. Abu Arron
    5.Mar.'07 at 17:29 #

    M is right of course. Some of the drivel written by blinkered cretins makes anyone with a reasonably educated and open mind bounce between annoyance, bewilderment and cringing. However, we do need to know how polluted the gene pool is in order to understand just how difficult/impossible the human species can be.

    No, I don’t believe I’m always right (far from it), and I am always ready to listen to another’s opinion. But that doesn’t mean I have to agree with it and, if I don’t, I will not resort to juvenile personal insults.

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  47. Pazuzu
    6.Mar.'07 at 13:12 #

    Wow, I am shocked Mahmood still replies after almost 200 comments. Anyway, I just wanted to say 2 things:

    1- What Qardawi said isn’t as bad as one might think at first. In fact I believe that what he said is true. It is risky. And in addition, what he said is something that all of us Arab women have heard at least once in our lives. I mean parents never want to talk about masturbation but when they do they just do so to warn their daughters from the hazards of “putting something in”. Pretty pathetic. But what’s rally ridiculous is his conclusion on the matter, inno, to preserve your hymen don’t masturbate! that’s ridiculous and impossible to apply. If this guy would have come to the conclusion that “inserting stuff” is wrong, then that would have been a very smart and good move. But to say “don’t masturbate” is stupid.Which proves that this guy knows very little about female sexuality, what he talked about showed he watches too much “european media” but never really tried to understand what women want, do or search for.

    2- I believe that talking about this subject was a very smart move, yes there’s a million subject that could be posted proving the hypocrisy, ignorance and perversion of some religious authorities. But the point of this film was probably not to talk about how wrong Qardawi was but to talk about how masturbation is seen, first of all female masturbation but also male masturbation. We really don’t want to admit it but we are very blinded about these things, we leave the young people struggle with this all alone. These young people often grow up in total ignorance about it and just see it as a sin, probably a far worse sin than sex itself, because everyone talks about sex but no one does so about masturbation. You’d be shocked to know how many people think that they are the only ones to do it! Imagine the guilt and the consequences of such situations.

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  48. docspencer
    8.Mar.'07 at 7:28 #

    Touqueer:

    MR DOCSPENCER, ANY QUESTIONS REGARDING ISLAM CONTACT MY EMAIL, I AM NOT A SCHOLAR, BUT MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP U, & IF U THINK I AM UNFIT TO ANSWER, BYE.

    Tooqueer, I would like to contact you but don’t know your email and don’t know how to find it. Mine is vicspencer@charter.net. Feel free to write, I have more questions.

    JJ, my ego is not fragile. I did not say that “only” prostitutes fake orgasms. For them it is much more frequent simply because they have sex many times each day. The reason for using fake orgasms is customer satisfaction. Many women try to fake it also, it’s not a big deal, but not all women, and nowhere near as often obviously. Some men know what to do. And if a man talks to their doctor about it, they will be able to feel the lack of some obvious autonomic orgasmic responses from the women and will be able to tell that the orgasm is fake. Especially with women say under 40. Men would also be wise to talk to their doctor about how to be better at satisfying a women. Then you ladies would not have to fake it! The real stuff feels much better. Especially since you have the capability to have multiple orgasms much more often than men do.

    Gen, I spent 19 yrs outside of the USA, part of it in some islamic countries.

    Best regards,

    Vic

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  49. rayray
    15.Jun.'07 at 16:19 #

    OMG WTF??? I feel sorry for them living like the jews in the 18th century. wait this guys ascertation is that if the woman uses her clitty too much that she will be too sensitive and reject guys.
    NOOOOOOO maybe if you took a bath and shaved a bit
    you moron you might get some play and now spell it with me dipwad D E O D O R A N T!!!!
    It doesn’t surprise me working in a jewish area there
    the same pinhead mentality that we should really learn
    to ingnore. because why bend to their level of stupidity???

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  50. fahad
    15.Jun.'07 at 20:01 #

    islam, tries its best to tackle problems that make people in doubt, on whether its the right or wrong thing to do. bil sharee3a wil deen , it guides the poeple to take the rightous path. a7een zaiin minna hal shai5, he is discussing a situation like this with the people, 3ashan he opens the minds of females in doubt. obviously he didnt choose to discuss this topic, since he is on a talk show on qatar tv, akeed he was given a certain question which relates to this “feminin” topic. and tried his best to discuss it without causing any unethical figures of speech. Oo min int o5oy? 3ashan tintiqid rajul deen , oo shai5 mu7tarram ? 3aib 3alaik , keep your opinions to urself, if you dont want to get critisized. im not in the position to tell you what you can say or not say about any one, because ur a grown up adult, who obviously, by ur sense of language and linguistical abilities, i must say you are a very well educated intellectual. bas you must know that il “nameema” which is to critize and talk negativley about a person behind, his/her back, is considered 7araam. out of all people i expected you, to know that, since you manage a whole site, and supposedly must be a liberal and be on no ones side, but by posting this video you are contradicting your position as a person who is supposed to not take sides on any matter, topic, argument. But hey we are all humans and we all make mistakes

    to mahmood

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