Gimme Boob!
Don’t laugh, this is serious:
احتدم جدل بين علماء دين في مصر ووصل إلى البرلمان بعد فتوى لرئيس قسم الحديث بجامعة الأزهر، تبيح ‘’إرضاع الكبير’’، في وقت انتقدت صحف عدة تدريس كتاب في هذا القسم يؤكد أن الإرضاع يحلل الخلوة بين رجل وامرأة غريبة عنه في مكاتب العمل المغلقة، بحسب موقع ‘’العربية.نت’’.
الوقت – ١٨ مايو ٢٠٠٧
What that little gem above states that a brainfartist at Al-Azhar, that “islamic university” which has imprisoned Kareem due to what they categorise as blasphemous comments on his blog which scorned the greatest and last religion on Earth, has done much more to completely insult our religion – you know, the one they are sworn to protect? – by a brainfart of a fatwa (or as we say in colloquial Bahraini – and this is a literal translation of the “fart” part of the phrase: faswa) – which is supposed to help women who share offices with male colleagues. This is in the same stream of “elevating women and putting them on a pedestal” of course.
What the right dishonourable twat issued his fatwa that should a woman share an office with a male colleague, which is haram (verboten, forgetaboutit, nowayjosé, gostraighttohellanddonotpassgo), as unmarried males and females should not mix, she must be accompanied with a chaperon, or she should breast feed that adult male five times in order for their unchaperoned existence together be Islamically lawful, halal!
How about that for flexibility? Who said that Islam was a rigid religion?
Now. I would not be surprised that men all over the Muslim world standing erect while a queue of women pass by, boobs hanging out and breast feeding the line in order to protect their rights and allow them to live in a halal environment with men.
Islam – according to the respected Al-Azhar, that edifice of education and protector of our religion and spreader of blaspheming law suits, not only condones this sort of behavior, but encourages heads of departments to research and produce this sort of edict!
After the breast feeding procedure is over and after 5 times , that woman would be the mother of that man ” by rida3a “, and officially …
dont laugh? yea rite…
how am i NOT supposed to laugh…so u expect me to believe that to hang around with guys in co existance i have to breast feed em?
wow..theyll be happy to hear THAT!!
spoil sport!
and of course, this is not the first time that we have been blessed with these ingenius fa(t/s)wa’s…
First we know all the footy around lately, and the premier league is coming up in august, so here are some new footy rules for the religiously concious.
And of course, we cannot forget how open our religion is, and we talk about anything and everything, including intimate marital affairs, with a few guidelines for you to follow!
I had another one relating to John Travolta’s dancing, and the evils of women watching TV, using the internet, and LEARNING!!! I mean, god forbid!
*end of sarcastic tone*
exclamation mark, u just turned women into COWS! loool
the idea of a little boy coming home from school and looking hungrily at mama’s chest disturbs me a little
تفويض جامعة الأزهر بوقفه واحالته إلى مجلس تأديب
صاحب فتوى “إرضاع زميل العمل” يتراجع عنها ويعتذر للجمهور
http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2007/05/21/34660.html
Dear Salman,
What I said was incomplete, my bad ..
What I was trying to say is that, during those two years of the baby’s age, when breast fed by another women – not his mother – and for a number of times whether it is five or seven , it is during these two years of the baby’s age, the this woman becomes his mother by ” rida3a ” أم بالرضاعة
And therefore this woman’s sons and daughters they are considered as brothers and sisters of the baby by “rida3a”
Get it ?
In arabic :
الفترة التي تصبح فيها المرأة أما بالرضاعة للطفل , هي الفترة قبل بلوغ الطفل سنتين من عمره , أما إذا كانت أكثر من سنتين , فلا تنشر الحرمة , فلو أن إمرأة رضعت طفلا و عمره ثلاث سنوات أو أكثر من سنتين , فهذه الرضاعة لا تنشر الحرمة , فإن كان هذا حال الأطفال , فكيف حال الرجال ؟؟
وَالْوَالِدَاتُ يُرْضِعْنَ أَوْلادَهُنَّ حَوْلَيْنِ كَامِلَيْنِ
حولين يعني سنتين ..
Dear nadooi,
actually what I’ve written is the ” word by word” translation , and you should actually say that Sheikh Othman al khamees has made women in to cows
Dear EXCLAMATION MARK,
I understand what you mean. Sorry, i wasted your time with the arabic translation, but i have difficulties reading arabic.
I know that the child will be a brother or sister and son by breastfeeding. I did not know the amount of times required for it to fulfill the requirements of becoming a child by breastfeeding.
I think, but not sure (please someone correct me if i am wrong) that you cannot marry your brother or sister in “rida3a”?
Dont you have to be ‘lactating’ in order to breast feed?
What if you aren’t lactating, which most people aren’t? Do men still have a dairy free go at it? and what woman would allow a colleague to go anywhere near her breast or her breast milk even if it’s in a glass (or is it supposed to be in a baby’s bottle??).
I dont understand any of this (not that anyone should try to make sense of it). The whole thing although fascinating is totally twisted, disgusting and disturbing, and lastly i cant believe the guy who’s promoting this as a ‘fatwa’ isn’t in an insane assylum or in jail for pedophilia.
I say to all lactating moms out there- be ware of of the Faswa promoting Al-Azhari’s and keep your boobs and children safe!!!!
I do not see how a single woman nursing one single worker really helps the problem. What about job mobility inside the company? The process would have to be restarted.
It seems to me that a good solution is for each company to employ a ‘wet nurse’, whose job function is to be the company-breast.
The first day of job training, for both men and women, will include ‘nursing’ from the company breast. This way everyone is related and free to move within the company space.
I first read this news on the Italian Repubblica, and I thought it was a misunderstanding on their part. Really I wonder if I should devote more time to deep reading of holy scripts. It seems that with really really close reading they hold unexpected sources of entertainment
I think to be fair we should at least give it a try before we condem it.
Sorry not related to the fatwa, but re: remark 52 breastfeeding is for children only, yes, but 2 years is not the maximum but the recommended time, i.e. the minimum.
ROFLMAO
-hi! long time no see.. what’s new with you?
-oh, nothing much, i just got a job..
-really? great, what do you do?
-i’m the company-breast..
-!!!!!!
!! that’s another fantasy altogether!!
Guys this all is nothing but INSANE, INSANE & INSANE & Thank you the fatwa issuers for trying to prove that Islam is a pathetic religion (I don’t think there is a secondary goal involved here, do you??)
C’mon people, this thing doesn’t even makes sense & is completely insane if one thinks to adopt this as a so called ‘measure’ to secure the image of one’s self in front of society, religiously & morally & your not stopping here are you, you believe that its a part of a religion (any religion) like revealed to us from the Almighty.
Sure you can make up millions of fantasies in your dirty mind but taking your filth & saying its word of God or a Correct Hadith, DAMN you whoever you are.
This is just another example of those ‘Chinese whispers’ a guy mentioned above, not really sure what it means but its going to be that only.
Like, in the Holy Quraan, its mentioned, not to pray, and you thought you will go to hell if you don’t pray five times a day, yes there are these words in the holy book but just after them is a CONDITION stating that ONLY if you are not clean & pure as per the basic requirements to pray in front of the Almighty
You can start a new post and discuss all your fantasies there
BUT NOT UNDER THE BANNER OF ISLAM OR ANY OTHER RELIGEON FOR THAT MATTER
Cheers
Aye Dee
I have been giving thinking about this fatwa for a while, and i have began understanding what they are trying to achieve here.
I think they want women to breastfeed their colleagues so that the woman would become the mother by breastfeeding, and hence it would prohibit the man of lusting or being able to do anything immoral with the woman, because she would be his mother, and it would then be considered incest, and she would also be haram for him to marry as well.
But then again, why would you need such a thing? Why would the man not be respectable enough to not lust for his co-workers? Or why would the woman lust for her co-workers?
Having food in front of you, does not mean you must eat, or does it?
lol!
instead of making the woman breastfeed, why didnt bukhari come up with a simpler idea to prevent all things bad and beautiful .. like .. errrm … castration?
i’m sure the breast feeding woman’s husband will be thrilled to know that his wife’s boob will be sampled by her male colleagues – 5 times each!!!! aaaaagggghhh!!!!! YUK!!!!
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